Cocker Chaos Coordinator Hoodie
“Cocker Chaos Coordinator” is a title you don’t apply for—you inherit it the moment you realize your dog has no interest in your plans, your pace, or your opinion on how cover should be hunted.
It’s for the handlers of small, turbocharged flushing spaniels who operate with maximum enthusiasm, minimum regard for straight lines, and a deeply held belief that every thicket contains either birds or emotional enrichment opportunities.
Your job is simple: follow the dog, adjust expectations constantly, and pretend the chaos is part of a system only you and the dog understand. Spoiler: it’s not a system. It’s just confidence at 900 RPM.
Wear it if your “coordinating” mostly involves trying to keep up, laughing at inappropriate times, and occasionally accepting that the dog was right all along.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Go Flush Yourself
- Email: contact@support.goflushyourself.org
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Cocker Chaos Coordinator Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
