The Bird was Right T H E R E Dad Cap
The official slogan of hunters who are absolutely certain they know where the bird landed, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
This hat commemorates that magical moment when a rooster folds, drops into cover the size of a small county, and immediately achieves a level of invisibility that would impress military contractors and paranormal researchers alike.
You saw it. Your buddy saw it. The dog looked at both of you like idiots. And yet, thirty minutes later, everyone is still standing around pointing at slightly different patches of grass saying, “No, seriously… it was right t h e r e.”
Wear it as a reminder that memory is unreliable, cover is deceptive, and your dog is often the only qualified member of the search party.
More details
- 100% organic cotton
- Fabric weight (8 oz)
- 3/1 twill
- Unstructured
- 6 panel
- Matching sewn eyelets
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Go Flush Yourself
- Email: contact@support.goflushyourself.org
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 20 ½" - 23 ⅝"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Bird was Right T H E R E Dad Cap Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
One size
|
20.47
|
4.33
|
2.76
|
7.1
|
