Goose
This shirt captures one of those rare moments where everything in bird hunting behaves badly, including the birds, the shooter, and the naming conventions.
Featuring one of our producers holding a goose that absolutely should not have been in sagebrush, this image documents the exact instant reality briefly gave up trying to make sense.
The bird flushed like it had unfinished business in the uplands. The shot came from a .410, which is either confidence or optimism depending on who you ask. And the retrieve was handled, naturally, by a Lab named Goose—who has spent his entire life quietly preparing for this moment of existential confusion.
It’s not a waterfowl shirt. It’s not an upland shirt. It’s a “we stopped asking questions halfway through the season” shirt.
Wear it if you believe hunting is 10% skill, 20% planning, and 70% whatever just happened back there in the sagebrush.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Go Flush Yourself
- Email: contact@support.goflushyourself.org
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Goose Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
